Recently at KFC, I asked for a packet of honey with which to drown my biscuit.
While enjoying my dinner, I saw that there was a list of ingredients on the packet of honey. “That’s odd” I thought. When I look on the honey bear container in my pantry, there is no ingredient list, just as there is no ingredient list on my container of sugar – it’s pretty obvious that honey is honey and sugar is sugar.
Unless you’re KFC. Their honey consists of:
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Sugar
Corn Syrup
Honey
Caramel Color
Really? We have to get all these corn syrups and such into simple honey?
Pretty Stupid For a Smart Guy 
Just as bad: My recent purchase of a jar of Dry-Roasted Peanuts came with a warning that the product may contain PEANUTS! Thank God! I was afraid to think for myself for a moment. At least I don’t have to worry about any rat semen or unicorn mucous being in there; otherwise, I would have been warned about it, right? …right??…
Shaking head in sorrow,
–Electro–
aka David M
PS: Here in the South, try finding Maple Syrup made from actual maples…you will go insane.